Or any other D20 Fantasy TTRPG of your choice.
The Armor of Fluidity.
This armor comes in a flask. When poured over the wearer, this gooey, pudding-like substance provides +4 AC with no penalties. The effect wears off at sundown when the “armor” magically refills the flask, leaving the wearer exposed.
Temperatures above 80 degrees Fahrenheit cause the armor to melt, losing -1 AC per ten minutes until dissolved. The armor reforms inside the flask every morning just before dawn.
Temperatures below 32 degrees Fahrenheit causes the armor to harden, making it stiffer, incurring -1 Dex per 10 minutes of exposure, -2 check penalty, and -5 feet of movement. This effect ends with the wearer can no longer move. The armor then shatters and is unwearable until dawn the next day.
Sometimes the fluid has a mind of its own. It will refuse to pour out of the flask like a bottle of ketchup. Stirring it with something inside the flask or pounding on the flask will usually encourage it to pour.
Bowl of Delicious Pork Products.
Once per day, the bowl produces a delicious pork dish. It lasts until consumed or the next morning, whichever comes first. Roll 1d12.
- Pork broth gruel. Not terribly filling.
- Pork and Beans.
- Salty Pork Rinds.
- Hot Dogs.
- Twice Cooked Stir Fry Pork with vegetables.
- Oven Roasted Pork.
- BBQ Pulled Pork.
- Bacon.
- Braised Pork and Vegetables.
- Smoked Pork Loin.
- Batter Fried Pork Tenderloin Sandwich. Ketchup, Mustard, Pickles, and Onions.
- Delicious Pork Sausages.
The Ring of Random Cat Summoning.
On command, the ring summons random felines. Roll 1d12 to determine what kind:
1-3: 1d4 ordinary house cats.
4-6: 1d8 Cuddly kittens. Very playful and affectionate.
7-9: 1 Panther.
10-11: 1d3 Tigers
12: 1d6 Lions.
None of the cats are under anyone’s control, including the wearer. The cats last 1d6 hours. Stats are typical for cats of their size and stature. They are neutral and won’t attack unless threatened. The ring can only be used once per day.
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